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krampuslips:

foxes are the most important animals on earth

im going to keep reblogging this until it isn’t cute anymore

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youaintshitok:

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.

That makes it a plant.

Chocolate is salad.

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confuhused:

the adventures of michael the human and daniel the lion: the saga

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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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stfusluht:

are you a farmer because you know how to raise cock

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spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

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nickelbackthatassup:

when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”

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